First full trailer for The Angry Birds Movie is, uh, certainly a thing

The Angry Birds Movie might not be absolute utter stinking heaving writhing puking undead bollocks – or then again, it might be. Who knows?

The Angry Birds Movie has graced us with tis first full-length trailer.

Following the unfortunate Hollywood trend of showing off huge slabs of the movie (do marketers not realise we know they've picked out all the best bits and we may as well not go?), it gives us an idea of the premise: Red is an angry bird. Some pigs steal a bunch of eggs. Highjinks ensue.

You might enjoy this! It's a distinct possibility. I might quit my job and take up despair full time. That future grows ever more likely.