The Witcher 3 Cosplay Calendar features official Geralt promo model, famous bathtub shot, nipples

The Witcher 3 Cosplay Calendar 2017 is officially described as “more topless than dressed”.

There's a Witcher 3 Cosplay Calendar for 2017 and it's pretty “steamy”, hurh hurh. Gettit. Because the bath? Oh, never mind.

PC Gamer, which clearly knows how to have a good time, spotted the calendar on Maul Cosplay's Instagram, where you can see a couple more promo images if you haven't started spontaneously ejecting money from your wallet already.

Containing 13 images, such the recreation of the famous bathtub scene above, it will set you back $29 and is available for pre-order from Maul Cosplay now.

The images are described as “more topless than dressed” and “slightly hot and erotic photography”, including both male and female nipples. Well, well. The image titles listed below should give you a sense of what's in store for you:

Geralt & Yennefer & The Unicorn
Geralt in the bathtub
Geralt and Dandelion on a night out
Geralt's famous painting
Geralt and Eredin deathmatch
Geralt and Triss and the lighthouse
Geralt and Imlerith in another universe
Geralt's bad ending
Geralt's first monster hunt
Geralt's workout
Geralt and Roach
Surprise

Ben of Maul Cosplay is the current official promo model for Geralt of Rivia employed by CD Projekt, for that added touch of authenticity, but the calendar is not an official CD Projekt product.

Well, now I know what to get the entire staff of VG247 for Christmas.